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Top 10 Baby Gifts
Top 10 Baby Gifts
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If you’re like me, getting invited to a baby shower puts me in panic-mode… I never know what to buy. If you didn’t guess, I was invited to a baby shower… Not going blind was my greatest thrill, forearmed with the current top 10 baby shower gifts. It made my baby shower gift buying shopping for babies experience a breeze. So, here they are… The Top 10 Baby Gifts for January 2012:
1. Aveeno Baby Gift Set, Daily Care Essentials Basket
Product Features
- Includes a variety of Aveeno Baby essential products
- Includes an Organic Blanket
- Soothe your baby’s delicate, dry skin
- Cleans without drying
- Moisturize for 24 hours
Discover nature’s secret for baby’s Healthy Skin. New Aveeno Baby essential care for new moms and newborns. Set includes: Soothing Relief Moisture Cream, Soothing Relief Diaper Rash Cream, Daily Moisture Lotion, Wash and Shampoo, 100% organic cotton blanket, reusable basket.
2. Burt’s Bees Bundle of Joy Baby Basket
Product Features
- Made from ingredients buttermilk, apricot oil and cornstarch
- Cleanses, softens and protect baby’s precious skin
- It is safe and natural
Give this sampling of our most popular natural baby care products and both mom and baby will be overjoyed. These lotions, creams and powders are made from ingredients like buttermilk, apricot oil and cornstarch to cleanse, soften and protect baby’s precious skin, safely and naturally. As always, they are SLS-, phthalate- and paraben-free.
3. California Baby Newborn Tote Bag
Product Features
- Country of origin: USA
- Please read all label information on delivery.
This wonderful set contains soothing and healing calendula cream, diaper rash cream, calming shampoo & body wash, calming body powder, and a floating rubber ship for some fun in the tub.
4. Baby Aspen “Hug-alot-amus” Hooded Hippo Robe, Lavender, 0-6 Months
Product Features
- Lavender terry robe with white cuffs, two terry ties in front, a hood with two smiling, white hippo teeth, appliqued gray eyes and hippo ears
- Bottom of robe has a hippo’s tail
- Machine-wash and dry
Baby Aspen’s “Hug-alot-amus” hooded robe embraces infants with terrycloth coziness and hippo-size cuteness. Features and facts: Lavender terry robe with white cuffs, two terry ties in front, a hood with two smiling, white hippo teeth, appliqued gray eyes and hippo ears. Bottom of robe has a hippo’s tail. Sharks can be personalized with baby’s inital for an additional cost. Machine-wash and dry (low). Size 0-6 months.
5. Johnson’s Head-to-toe Baby Gift Set
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Johnson’s Head to Toe Gift Set Includes: Johnson’s Head to Toe Baby Wash 15oz, Johnson’s Head to Toe Fragrance Free Baby Lotion 15oz, Johnson’s Head to Toe Foaming Wash 9oz, Johnson’s Baby Shampoo 7oz, and Basket. Johnson’s Head to Toe Gift Set includes all bath essentials for the new baby. Johnson’s Baby Bath products are 100% soap free, Hypoallergenic and Dermatologist tested. Mild and gentle -That’s why it is #1 choice of hospitals!
6. Summer Infant 9 Piece Lil’ Luxuries Essentials Set
Product FeaturesColor: Pink
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Treat your little one to a day at the spa with the Lil’ Luxuries Essentials kit. This 9 piece set includes a white textured waffle caddy with pockets made of 100% cotton jaquard terry cloth; 2 100% Cotton Jacquard Terry Cloth Hooded Towels; 4 matching Jacquard Terry Cotton Wash Cloth and a white, cotton terry sponge with colored edging to match the towels and the wash cloths. Also included is a cute white cotton terry duck wash mitt.
7. Lambs And Ivy Bath Set To Go In Ribbit
Product Features
- Each Bath to Go??? includes 1 hooded towel, 3 squirt
- toys, 2 wash cloths and a re-useable bath bucket.
Each Bath to Go??? includes 1 hooded towel, 3 squirt toys, 2 wash cloths and a re-useable bath bucket.
8. Earth Mama Angel Baby A Little Something for Baby
Product Features
- A perfect little gift for a perfect little angel baby
- Purely natural product
- With naturally foaming shampoo and body wash; delicious-smelling organic baby lotion; organic diaper rash balm
- Complete with printed bow and herb wrapping paper; ready to gift
- Adorably packaged in a sweet gift box; no extra gift wrap needed
Includes: Angel Baby Lotion 60 ml (2 fl. oz.), Angel Baby Shampoo 50 ml (1.67 fl. oz.), Angel Baby Bottom Balm 30 ml. (1 fl. oz.)
9. Trend Lab Hooded Towel Gift Cake, Dr. Seuss One Fish Two Fish
Product Features
- Contains 1 hooded towel and 3 wash cloths
- Hooded towel measures 32″ x 30″, each wash cloth measures 8″ x 8″
- Dot print on hood/trim with white terry body
- Fun, modern prints on wash cloths
- Perfect shower centerpiece
Dr. Seuss One fish two fish gift cake is the perfect shower centerpiece and a practical gift for any mom to be. Gift set contains one hooded towel and three wash cloths. Hooded towel is white terry with a cotton percale avocado green, barn red, sunshine yellow, cornflower blue and powder blue dot print throughout the hood and trim. Wash cloths each have fun, modern printed cotton on the front with terry on the back. Wash cloth patterns include a modern stripe print in avocado, red, yellow and two shades of blue, a dot print in avocado, red, yellow and two shades of blue and a blue two toned word print reading, One fish two fish red fish blue fish. Hooded towel measures 32″ x 30″ and wash cloths measure 8″ x 8″. Hooded towel is wrapped around all three wash cloths to resemble a cake with topper and packaged in clear cellophane with ribbon and gift tag.
10. Baby Aspen 4-Piece Bathtime Gift Set, 0-6 months
Product FeaturesColor: Dilly the Duck
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Dilly the Duck loves to rub-a-dub-dub in the tub. Let him bring his warmth and quacky cuteness to baby’s bath time with Baby Aspen’s giggle-getting gift set. It’s gleefully gift-boxed and ready to give. Features and facts: Charming four-piece gift set with terrycloth hooded towel, washcloth and pair of slippers. Hooded towel and slippers have adorable appliques of Dilly snorkeling in a pond. Hoodie towel with pink striping measures 30″ square; Hood measures 6″ deep. Terry washcloth measures 7″ x 6 1/8″. Reusable yellow, green and lavender gift box with bellyband tied with white-grosgrain ribbon measures 5″ h x 7″ w x 7″ d.
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Top 10 Gag Gifts
Top 10 Gag Gifts
You’ve been invited to that weird party, and you’re uncertain what the proper gift would be… No problem. Let your gift speak volumes and set the party alive with laughter when your perfect gag gift gets a standing ovation. It’ll be, “a hoot,” for the whole gang. Keep in mind that these are the current best-selling gag gift items. It just goes to show that when you’re shopping for gag gifts, there’s no accounting for taste. Here are the top 10 best-selling gag gifts today:
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1. The Official Bullshit Button (BS Button)
Product Features
- Giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two!
- Perfect for calling out Bullsh*t without having to say a word yourself.
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.
2. Shut The Hell Up Chewing Gum
Product FeaturesColor: Shut the Hell Up
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How about a nice big pack of shut the hell up?! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You’ve got more that one person in your life that you’d wish would stop their yakkin’.
You can actually select from a variety of sayings/designs, like: Big Ass, Boss Lady, Douche Bag, Finally Got Married, Instant Asshole, Mother F*cking Girl Power, No to Drugs, Sobriety Test and Supermodel Meal, just to name a few.
3. Stink Bombs 36-pack
Product Features
- You get a case of 36 viles
- These stink bombs smell nasty
Whether your goal is to clear out a whole room or play a practical joke on your friends or family these Stink Bombs are sure to gross out your intended victims. Just break the Stink Bombs open and watch everybody run.
4. Moshi Girlfriend Pillow
Product Features
- Very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour
- Extension shaped like woman arm emulates the body contours of your partner
- 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation
The girlfriend pillow is a very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour. If you can’t sleep unless you have some breast to support your head this is the right pillow for you.In addition this hug pillow has an extension in the shape of a woman arm that emulates the body contours of your partner. Also this body pillow has 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation. If you like to sleep around breast like pillow the Girlfriend Pillow is the right for you.
5. TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
Spread the fun and laughter!- Fart Machines make great gifts
- Everyone loves them!
- Blows the Original Fart Machine away!
- Caution: You may die laughing!
The Brand New Fart Machine has “BoomBox” Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) Requires 9v battery not included.
6. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Official Dick Towel
Product Features
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
What can I say? It’s a towel that has dicks on it. It’s fun. Good for the beach or after a shower. Take it to the Jersey Shore and lay around with a Rum Ham.
Great gag/ housewarming gift. I got this for a birthday present and he LOVED it! This towel is way better in person. Definitely worth it for the look of sheer joy on your friend’s face when opening it!
7. Novelty Computer Keys (6 pack) – WTF Key, Damn It Button, Curse Key, Duh Button, OOPS Key and No Clue Key
Product Features
- The Fun Computer Key- is a real computer key with a peel and stick backing
- End your frustration with computer problems with these funny computer keys!
- Just peel and stick these fun computer keys to any computer keyboard or any other object that causes distress!
- Funny expressions that any computer user can relate to!
- Perfect to place on ‘delete’ key or ‘escape’ key . Resembles size and shape of actual computer key
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that it can be applied to just about anything! Places of use include on keyboard keys, on ‘escape’ key,’delete’ key, or on phones, or any other ltem Each pack contains six different buttons
8. Surviving Divorce Survival Divorce Survivor Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift – Novelty Item)
Product Features
- Fully customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your choice!
- Great custom novelty gift with a personalized touch.
- Show your uniqueness or celebrate someone’s favorite interest, talent or hobby.
- Top quality certificate also includes official embossed GOLD SEAL for added appeal.
- Personalized certificate makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion.
One customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) printed on premium certificate paper with official border. Includes embossed Gold Seal on certificate. Custom produced with your own personalized information: Any name and any date you choose. Click Here for More Novelty Certificates
9. Edible Underwear His and Hers Cherry-flavored Candy Pants
Product Features
- Edible Underwear
- Novelty Gag Gift
- Birthday Gift
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this his and hers set of cherry-flavored edible panties will leave a lasting impression on your favorite pair of love birds.
Let your intentions go-wild with this insanely hilarious gift, that can be taken seriously (as a prelude to something more meaningful), or passed-off as just an outrageous gut-buster. No harm, no foul. Guranteed to surprise and get a smile out of any recipient.
10. Fake Lottery Tickets Winner Everytime 2 Tickets
Product Features
- Winner Everytime
- Looks and Feels Real
Our full color fake lotto tickets look and feel completely like the real scratch tickets you would buy in the lottery stores. When people scratch off the front of the ticket, they’ll be shocked to see they’ve won $10,000, $20,000 or even $50,000. Every ticket is a winner! People can’t wait to tell their friends the good news. But when they read the fine print on the back, they’ll know they’ve been duped. These are perfect for friends, co-workers, a bad waitress, your In-Laws, or anyone who plays the lottery. Demand for these lottery tickets has been huge since we introduced them a while ago. Order a set of these hilarious fake lottery tickets today. You will never forget the facial expression of the lucky person you give these fake winning tickets to! Order today and have a blast! Tickets are shipped in assorted styles. You will receive 2 TICKETS We have a total of twelve different styles, if you order 12 or less every ticket will be different.
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Top 10 Gift Baskets
Top 10 Gift Baskets
In search of the best gift basket to send someone for remembering that special occassion? We’ve done all the work for you. Want your gift basket to be a hit? Pick from our list of the top 10 best-selling gift baskets of the moment. Simply pick your favorite from the Top 10 Gift Baskets:
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1. Bon Appetit Gift Basket
Price: 39.95
Show your appreciation with this generous sampling of gourmet fare. This gift contains many traditional Wine Country favorites and some new surprises: Ghirardelli dark chocolate with caramel, oatmeal raisin white chocolate chip cookies, olives, Brown & Haley cashew roca, Godiva white chocolate truffles, Ahmad English tea, sea salt olive oil crackers, garlic herb cheese spread, Lily O’Brien’s creme brulee truffles, Italian chocolate pralines, French chocolate truffles, Baptista’s mozzarella cheese swirls and Walkers’ Nonsuch chocolate toffee. Gift Size: 17″ x 7″ x 10″
2. Art of Appreciation Grand Edition Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket
Price: 39.99
A delightfully classic gourmet gift of goodies for everyone to share! Your beautiful basket is themed in classic black and gold and is just the ticket for friends, family or office gift giving. Enjoy Foccacia Crisp Italian Seasoned Crackers, Wine Cheese Spread, savory Salami, Stone Ground Mustard, Double Chocolate Raspberry Cake, Anglina’s Sweet Butter Cookies, Three Pepper Water Crackers, Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookie, and Godiva Gems Assorted Chocolates. Each gift is tied with ribbon and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your heartfelt best wishes. An original gift basket arrangement designed just for you by Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets.
3. California Chocolate Snacking Gift Basket
Price: 34.95
Product Features
- Free Shipping on All Golden State Fruit products delivers same week when orders are placed by Wednesdays 10 AM. We do not ship fresh gifts over weekends.
- Chocolate and caramel lovers will love this decadent basket.
- Chocolate drizzled caramel corn, both milk chocolate and white chocolate covered pretzels, buttery nut-coated chocolate english toffee.
- Ghirardelli assorted chocolate squares in holiday colors, dark chocolate covered roasted almonds.
- This gift basket is tied with a red ribbon for a festive holiday gift
Includes 6 oz. Thatcher’s Chocolate Drizzled Caramel Gourmet Popcorn, 6 oz. Chocolate Covered Pretzels, 3 oz. White Chocolate Covered Pretzels, 3 oz. English Toffee, 3 oz. Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds, 6 Asst. Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares
4. Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets Coffee Lovers Care Package Gift Box
Price: 39.99
Product Features
- *This thoughtful care package complete with coffee cup is filled overflowing with premium coffee and gourmet go togethers, cleverly wrapped to go and ready for gift giving!
- *Your java loving recipient will enjoy the Gourmet Cookies, Biscotti, 4 packages of Premium Coffee and more.
- *The perfect gift for those always on the go, to say thank you or just because they can’t get enough coffee!
- *Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message to convey your best wishes.
This thoughtful care package complete with a coffee cup is filled overflowing with premium coffee and gourmet go togethers, cleverly wrapped to go and ready for gift giving! Your java loving recipient will enjoy the Tirimisu Cookies, Torani Chocolate Milano Biscotti, 4 packages of Premium Coffee (Columbian, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Butterscotch and Tirimisu flavored), Cafe Latte Drink Mix, (2) Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies, Java Bon Cappuccino Candy, Bali’s Best Espresso Candy, Double Chocolate Brownie, Double Dunk Chocolate Chip Cookies, Dolcetto Tiramasu Filled Chocolate Pastry Rolls and a keepsake coffee theme mug in which to enjoy it all. Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your best wishes.
5. Thank You – Desk Caddy of Coffee and Treats – Gourmet Food Gift Basket
Price: 24.99
Say Thank You! by sending tasty and HANDY gift that will truly get your message across to your lucky gift recipient. Our “Thank You” theme gift box makes the perfect desk caddy, hand for storing pens, pencils and scissors in. Add Too Good Gourmet Cinnamon Cookies, Almond Biscotti, premium Coffee, Butter Toffee Popcorn, decadent Chocolate Truffles and fine Ghirardelli chocolates – you now have a gift worth a million thanks… without breaking your budget! Each basket is carefully hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message from you.
6. California Bounty Fruit Basket Gift
Price: 59.95
Beautiful selections of choicest, freshest fruit are presented in a delectable display of sweet California sunshine in a sturdy wicker basket.Includes 3 Imperial Comice Pears, 2 Red Pears, 1 Beurre Bosc Pears, 2 Kiwi, 2 Fuji Apples, 1 Granny Smith Apple , 1 Navel Orange, 4-6 Mandarins with Leaves
7. Art of Appreciation The Classic Gourmet Food Gift Basket
Price: 39.99
The Classic Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket–size medium–Contains:
- Foccacia Crisp Italian Seasoned Crackers
- Three Pepper Water Crackers
- Brie Cheese
- Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies
- Cafe Comforts Cocoa Mix
- Angelina’s Sweet Butter Cookies
- Butter Toffee Pretzels
- Smoked Almonds
- Almond Roca
- Decadent Chocolate Truffles
Present an elegant gift that will please all–for any occasion–by sending the Classic Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket from Art of Appreciation. A perfect corporate gift, office gift, or gift for friends and family–the Classic Gift Basket is themed in festive and tasteful black and gold–and is packed with savories and sweets for all to share.
8. Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets Small Thoughtful Wishes
Price: 26.06
This thoughtful gift basket is filled with special treats for favorite friends and family to enjoy on any gift occasion! Send it to clients as a great thank you gift, or to your many friends and family for the holidays, it’s designed to show you care – without breaking the budget! They’ll enjoy Angelina’s Sweet Butter Cookies, 2 packages Gourmet Chocolate Cocoa, Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies, Pettite Fruits Bonbon Candy, and Lucious Chocolate Classique Truffles. Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail, tied with ribbons and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your best wishes.Gift Size: This is a small basket, final gift Dimensions when assembled: 8″ x 6″ x 10″
9. Wine.com Cup of Coffee & Tea, Cup & Saucer Gift Basket
Price: 27.99
Product Features
- Café Latte Mocha and Numi Tea makes this gift a true coffee break
- Chocolate wafer cookies and biscotti for dipping makes this a wonderful treat
- Also includes Ghirardelli’s most popular chocolate with caramel bar
- Montbana gourmet hot chocolate
Give them the break they’ll crave! Yummy Café Latte Mocha, Montbana gourmet hot chocolate, paired with luscious Montbana chocolate squares, Torani chocolate biscotti, Ghirardelli chocolate with caramel bar, chocolate wafer cookies, and Numi tea will make this a true coffee break!
10. Celebrate Good Times Gift Basket by ig4U
Price: 29.99
- French Truffles
- French Strawberry Truffles
- Fleur de Sel Caramels
- Belgian Dark Chocolate Napolitans
- Belgian Milk Chocolate Napolitans
- Italian Biscotti
- Ginger Snaps
- California Raisins
- All Natural Trail Mix
- Cheese
- Crackers
- Peanuts
- Tea
- Almonds
The Celebrate Good Times Holiday Gift Basket from ig4U shows your appreciation with 20 ounces of gourmet sweets and snacks to please a crowd. The simple and classic picnic-style bamboo basket is filled with sweet and savory items that offer international flavors from France, Belgium, and Italy and favorite brands including Kenzi Confections, Caffe Vergnano, Sun-Maid, and Trophy Nut. Sweet delectables include French truffles, Fleur de Sel caramels, Belgian napolitans, Italian biscotti, ginger snaps, and more. On the savory side, California raisins, all natural trail mix, cheese and crackers, and a host of nuts provide excellent noshing. Finally, Ceylon Tea offers the pick-me-up everyone is looking for during the holiday season. Each gift is hand-assembled into a woven bamboo basket and finished with a satiny ribbon.
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