Top 10 Diets

Top 10 Diets

1. Eat to Live 6. New Atkins for a New You
2. The Dukan Diet 7. The Paleo Solution
3. The 4-Hour Body 8. The Primal Blueprint
4. Wheat Belly 9. The Engine 2 Diet
5. Eat For Health 10. Eat Right 4 Your Type


© David M. Masters 2012

1. Eat to Live: The Amazing Nutrient-Rich Program for Fast and Sustained Weight Loss, Revised Edition by Joel Fuhrman

The Eat To Live 2011 revised edition includes updated scientific research supporting Dr. Fuhrman’s revolutionary six-week plan and a brand new chapter highlighting Dr. Fuhrman’s discovery of toxic hunger and the role of food addiction in weight issues. This new chapter provides novel and important insights into weight gain. It explains how and why eating the wrong foods causes toxic hunger and the desire to over consume calories; whereas a diet of high micronutrient quality causes true hunger which decreases the sensations leading to food cravings and overeating behaviors. It instructs readers on how to leave behind the discomfort of toxic hunger, cravings, and addictions to unhealthy foods.New recipes and menus are included as well as new and updated Frequently Asked Questions.This is a book that will let you live longer, reduce your need for medications, and improve your health dramatically. It is a book that will change the way you want to eat. Most importantly, if you follow the Eat To Live™ diet, you will lose weight faster than you ever thought possible.

2. The Dukan Diet: 2 Steps to Lose the Weight, 2 Steps to Keep It Off Forever by Dr. Pierre Dukan

‘The fat attack French women swear by’ — Grazia ‘The ultimate diet. The French have kept it secret for years… Today, more than 1.5million women swear by its dramatic – and long-lasting – results.’ — Daily Mail ‘The secret that keeps French women slim.’ — Bella ‘It’s a four-stage plan that offers the ultimate fast track to weight loss and maintenance with delish French-inspired recipes to keep your taste buds entertained.’ — She ‘Politicians, film stars and high-profile models, including Gisele Bundchen and Jennifer Lopez, live the Dukan life.’ — Daily Mail ‘How do you fancy getting the legs and curves of Jennifer Lopez and Gisele Bundchen without having to go on a diet of lettuce? … More than 1.5million French women already swear by the slimming regime devised by nutritionist Dr Pierre Dukan ten years ago.’ — Daily Mirror ‘All over France right now, women are talking in hushed reverential tones about a certain Pierre Dukan… he is in fact, currently the biggest name on the French dieting scene.’ — Grazia ‘French women don’t get fat… But now we know the real reason why. for the last ten years, thousands of women across the channel have been following a plan called the Dukan Diet. And the results have been astonishing.’ — New ‘Want to know why French women seem to be able to enjoy long Mediterranean-style lunches but still stay slim and gorgeous? It’s all down to a diet formula worked out by eminent French doctor Pierre Dukan, based on four different eating phases that follow on from each other but result in speedy weight loss while eating unlimited quantities of real food, six days a week.’

3. The 4-Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat-Loss, Incredible Sex, and Becoming Superhuman by Timothy Ferriss

Thinner, bigger, faster, stronger… which 150 pages will you read?

Is it possible to:
Reach your genetic potential in 6 months?
Sleep 2 hours per day and perform better than on 8 hours?
Lose more fat than a marathoner by bingeing?

Indeed, and much more. This is not just another diet and fitness book.

The 4-Hour Body is the result of an obsessive quest, spanning more than a decade, to hack the human body. It contains the collective wisdom of hundreds of elite athletes, dozens of MDs, and thousands of hours of jaw-dropping personal experimentation. From Olympic training centers to black-market laboratories, from Silicon Valley to South Africa, Tim Ferriss, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The 4-Hour Workweek, fixated on one life-changing question:

For all things physical, what are the tiniest changes that produce the biggest results?

Thousands of tests later, this book contains the answers for both men and women. From the gym to the bedroom, it’s all here, and it all works.

4. Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health by William Davis

A renowned cardiologist explains how eliminating wheat from our diets can prevent fat storage, shrink unsightly bulges, and reverse myriad health problems.
Every day, over 200 million Americans consume food products made of wheat. As a result, over 100
million of them experience some form of adverse health effect, ranging from minor rashes and high blood sugar to the unattractive stomach bulges that preventive cardiologist William Davis calls “wheat bellies.” According to Davis, that excess fat has nothing to do with gluttony, sloth, or too much butter: It’s due to the whole grain wraps we eat for lunch.
After witnessing over 2,000 patients regain their health after giving up wheat, Davis reached the disturbing conclusion that wheat is the single largest contributor to the nationwide obesity epidemic—
and its elimination is key to dramatic weight loss and optimal health. In Wheat Belly, Davis exposes the harmful effects of what is actually a product of genetic tinkering and agribusiness being sold to the
American public as “wheat”—and provides readers with a user-friendly, step-by-step plan to navigate a new, wheat-free lifestyle.
Informed by cutting-edge science and nutrition, along with case studies from men and women who
have experienced life-changing transformations in their health after waving goodbye to wheat, Wheat
Belly
is an illuminating look at what is truly making Americans sick and an action plan to clear our plates of this seemingly benign ingredient.

Dr. Fuhrman’s scientifically proven system, Eat For Health, enables you to finally conquer your cravings and food addictions, while steering your taste buds toward healthier food choices. Medical research proves that this is the most effective weight loss method ever studied. But be aware of the side effects…you may experience reversal of diseases such as heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes, and you will feel better than ever before!

In this two-book set, you are introduced to Dr. Fuhrman’s high nutrient diet-style, with four phases of meal plans and fantastic recipes. Start where you are comfortable and progress at your own pace or jump right in to phase four to maximize weight loss and optimize the therapeutic effects for disease reversal.

Book One of Eat For Health, the primer, teaches you how to transform your thinking about health and disease. Book Two of Eat For Health, the menu planner and cookbook, gives you a step–by–step plan for making this manageable for you and your family. Plus with over 100 great-tasting recipes, you’ll be amazed at how satisfying healthy food can be!

6. New Atkins for a New You: The Ultimate Diet for Shedding Weight and Feeling Great. by Eric C. Westman, Stephen D. Phinney and Jeff S. Volek

Think you know the Atkins Diet? Think Again. The New Atkins is…

Powerful: Learn how to eat the wholesome foods that will turn your body into an amazing fat-burning machine.

Easy: The updated and simplified program was created with you and your goals in mind.

Healthy: Atkins is about eating delicious and healthy food — a variety of protein, leafy greens and other vegetables, nuts, fruits, and whole grains.

Flexible: Perfect for busy lifestyles: you can stick with Atkins at work, at home, on vacation, when you’re eating out — wherever you are.

Backed by Science: More than 50 studies support the low-carb science behind Atkins.

But Atkins is more than just a diet. This healthy lifestyle focuses on maintenance from Day 1, ensuring that you’ll not only take the weight off — you’ll keep it off for good. Featuring inspiring success stories, all-new recipes, and 24 weeks’ worth of meal plans, The New Atkins for a New You offers the proven low-carb plan that has worked for millions, now totally updated and even easier than ever.

7. The Paleo Solution: The Original Human Diet by Robb Wolf and Loren Cordain Ph.D.

Asserting that “modern life causes diabetes, autoimmunity, cancer, neurodegeneration, and infertility,” the first-time author Wolf, a former student of The Paleo Diet’s Lauren Cordain, takes on grains, carbs, vegetarians, misinformation, and other aspects of modern life with a casual, conversational tone (“Keep your poop where it belongs”) that makes even topics like the components of total cholesterol engaging. Wolf’s scientific background allows him to fully explain hormones, fats, and the digestive process, and helps him put the fundamentals of evolutionary biology into accessible context. He argues that, in addition to dietary changes, a focus on the quality and duration of sleep and a fitness routine is needed, and photographs accompanied by detailed instructions guide readers through simple exercises. Recognizing the time crunch of modern life, Wolf’s program is created to require minimum time and expense. While a grain-free, dairy-free diet may sound difficult to implement, he suggests a commitment-light 30-day trial and provides a four-week menu with simple recipes like Slow Cooker Pork Loin, Chicken Alfredo, and Pizza with a nut-based crust. An extensive list of references, primarily from peer-reviewed journals, lends credence to an intriguing argument.

8. The Primal Blueprint 21-Day Total Body Transformation: A step-by-step, gene reprogramming action plan by Mark Sisson

A step-by-step action plan to lose 2-3 pounds of body fat each week indefinitely until you hit your genetic ideal body composition

Build or sculpt a lean, fit , swimsuit-ready body in record time with minimal effort and no pain and suffering

Improve cholesterol and blood sugar, increase your energy and productivity and reduce stress

Mark Sisson, author of the best-selling Primal Blueprint, publisher of the top health blog MarksDailyApple.com and de-facto leader of the Primal/paleo/evolutionary health movement, presents a fun, easy-to-follow, practical guidebook to help you “get Primal” in only 21 days. First, you’ll learn eight Key Concepts that represent the most life-influencing components of the Primal Blueprint, then tackle five Action Items that will enable you to literally reprogram your genes toward a long, healthy, and energetic life.

You’ll transition out of the regimented, carb-dependent, fat-storing Standard American Diet, the chronic, overly-stressful exercise patterns recommended by Conventional Wisdom, and other health-compromising elements of hectic modern life. Instead, you’ll smoothly implement the evolution-tested lifestyle behaviors of our hunter-gatherer ancestors to promote optimal gene expression. By eating Primally, you’ll enter Sisson’s so-called “Fat Paradigm”, where stored body fat becomes your body’s preferred fuel choice, and energy, hormones, metabolism, and immune function are optimized automatically. With an intuitive mix of simple Primal workouts, you’ll get exceptionally fit in only a few hours per week – and have fun while you’re at it!

9. The Engine 2 Diet: The Texas Firefighter’s 28-Day Save-Your-Life Plan that Lowers Cholesterol and Burns Away the Pounds by Rip Esselstyn

Lose weight, lower cholesterol, significantly reduce the risk of disease, and become physically fit–in just 4 weeks.
Professional athlete-turned-firefighter Rip Esselstyn is used to responding to emergencies. So, when he learned that some of his fellow Engine 2 firefighters in Austin, TX, were in dire physical condition-several had dangerously high cholesterol levels (the highest was 344!)-he sprang into action and created a life-saving plan for the firehouse. By following Rip’s program, everyone lost weight (some more than 20 lbs.), lowered their cholesterol (Mr. 344’s dropped to 196), and improved their overall health. Now, Rip outlines his proven plan in this book. With Rip as your expert coach and motivator, you’ll transform your body and lifestyle in a month. His plant-powered eating plan is based on a diet of whole foods, including whole grains, fresh fruits, vegetables, legumes, nuts, and seeds. This invaluable guide features: **Dozens of easy, mouthwatering recipes-from pancakes to pizza, Tex-Mex favorites to knockout chocolate desserts-that will keep you looking forward to every bite **Pantry-stocking tips will take the panic out of inevitable cravings and on-the-fly meals **Guidelines on menu choices that will allow you to eat out, wherever and whenever you want **Rip’s simple, firefighter-inspired exercise program that will boost your metabolism and melt your fat away.

10. Eat Right 4 Your Type: The Individualized Diet Solution to Staying Healthy, Living Longer & Achieving Your Ideal Weight by Peter J. D’Adamo and Catherine Whitney

If you’ve ever wondered why the latest fad diet doesn’t work for you… well, there are lots of reasons, mostly the fact that it’s a fad diet. But it could also be that you’re the wrong blood type for the kinds of foods the diet recommends. Peter D’Adamo makes a persuasive argument that your blood type is an evolutionary marker that tells you which foods you’ll process best, and which will be useless calories. He covers the entire range for each of the four blood types, from entrées to condiments and seasonings, and also makes type-specific exercise and lifestyle recommendations.

Cheri Erdman (Nothing to Lose: Sane Living in a Larger Body) offers emotional support to large women with Live Large! Ideas, Affirmations, and Actions for Sane Living in a Larger Body, a collection of 140 meditations promoting a positive image and a celebration of one’s size. Each page begins with a “Big Idea” (for empowerment) then “Fleshes It Out” (with an affirmation) and a “Size-Wise Action” (a specific task). Erdman, a psychotherapist, offers support and encouragement for women struggling to find a way to live with the bodies they have.

11. The 17 Day Diet Workbook: Your Guide to Healthy Weight Loss with Rapid Results by Dr. Mike Moreno

The instant bestseller The 17 Day Diet offers an easy-to-follow dieting plan that can help change your eating habits, your health, and your life. Now The 17 Day Diet Workbook offers an even more guided dieting experience for readers who want a little extra structure. Complete with a brief overview of the 17 Day Diet plan and philosophy, this interactive guide provides a day-by-day breakdown of how to get through 17 days in each of the four central cycles. Each section supplies food charts, shopping lists, 17-minute workouts, tips from Dr. Mike, and a notes section to keep track of personal progress. There are also new details about hurdles you might experience in the different cycles and suggestions for how to stay on track no matter what.The 17 Day Diet has already helped thousands of people lose weight and make lasting life changes. Now, with this workbook, it is easier than ever to start making changes and getting results fast!

12. Mayo Clinic Diet: Eat Well Enjoy Life Lose Weight by Mayo Clinic

Just in time for New Year’s resolutions, experts from the Mayo Clinic present a well-rounded plan for dieting right. Editor-in-chief Donald Hensrud, chair of the Mayo Clinic’s Preventive and Occupational Medicine division, packs this straightforward guide with useful tips, concise lists, charts, and color photos. Eschewing fads and quick fixes, the diet sticks to an involved, long-term, but indisputable plan for those willing to make significant lifestyle changes. Part one, Lose It, includes a two-week intro program designed to result in six to 10 pounds of weight loss, provided readers take up five new habits, including eating breakfast and upping their intake of whole grains, while quitting five old habits, like eating in front of the TV. Part two, Live It, modifies those techniques to sustain one to two pounds of weight loss a week. Part three helps readers with immediate and long-term challenges like behavior modification and stress, as well as meal planning and eating out. Efficiently organized with convenient reference points, this is a worthy guide for any determined dieter.

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 Copyright 2012 David Masters

Top 10 Best Selling Clocks

Top 10 Clocks

1. Gold Class Musical Pendulum Clock 6. Bulova Millenia Multi-function Clock
2. Melodies in Motion Wall Clock 7. 15 Day Wood Wall Pendulum Clock
3. La Crosse Technology Atomic Clock 8. Joyful Land Musical Clock
4. Radio-controlled Tambour Mantel Clock 9. Bulova Cranbrook Wall Chime Clock
5. Melodies in Motion Pendulum Clock 10. Seiko QXQ021BLH Mantel Clock


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Top 10 Baby Gifts

Top 10 Baby Gifts

1. Aveeno Baby Gift Basket 6. Summer Infant 9 Piece Set
2. Burt’s Bees Bundle of Joy 7. Lambs And Ivy Bath Set
3. California Baby Newborn 8. Earth Mama Angel Baby
4. Baby Aspen Hug-alot-amus 9. Dr. Seuss Gift Cake
5. Head-to-toe Baby Gift Set 10. 4-Piece Bathtime Gift Set


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If you’re like me, getting invited to a baby shower puts me in panic-mode… I never know what to buy. If you didn’t guess, I was invited to a baby shower… Not going blind was my greatest thrill, forearmed with the current top 10 baby shower gifts. It made my baby shower gift buying shopping for babies experience a breeze. So, here they are… The Top 10 Baby Gifts for January 2012:

1. Aveeno Baby Gift Set, Daily Care Essentials Basket

Product Features

  • Includes a variety of Aveeno Baby essential products
  • Includes an Organic Blanket
  • Soothe your baby’s delicate, dry skin
  • Cleans without drying
  • Moisturize for 24 hours

Discover nature’s secret for baby’s Healthy Skin. New Aveeno Baby essential care for new moms and newborns. Set includes: Soothing Relief Moisture Cream, Soothing Relief Diaper Rash Cream, Daily Moisture Lotion, Wash and Shampoo, 100% organic cotton blanket, reusable basket.



2. Burt’s Bees Bundle of Joy Baby Basket

Product Features

  • Made from ingredients buttermilk, apricot oil and cornstarch
  • Cleanses, softens and protect baby’s precious skin
  • It is safe and natural

Give this sampling of our most popular natural baby care products and both mom and baby will be overjoyed. These lotions, creams and powders are made from ingredients like buttermilk, apricot oil and cornstarch to cleanse, soften and protect baby’s precious skin, safely and naturally. As always, they are SLS-, phthalate- and paraben-free.



3. California Baby Newborn Tote Bag

Product Features

  • Country of origin: USA
  • Please read all label information on delivery.

This wonderful set contains soothing and healing calendula cream, diaper rash cream, calming shampoo & body wash, calming body powder, and a floating rubber ship for some fun in the tub.



4. Baby Aspen “Hug-alot-amus” Hooded Hippo Robe, Lavender, 0-6 Months

Product Features

  • Lavender terry robe with white cuffs, two terry ties in front, a hood with two smiling, white hippo teeth, appliqued gray eyes and hippo ears
  • Bottom of robe has a hippo’s tail
  • Machine-wash and dry

Baby Aspen’s “Hug-alot-amus” hooded robe embraces infants with terrycloth coziness and hippo-size cuteness. Features and facts: Lavender terry robe with white cuffs, two terry ties in front, a hood with two smiling, white hippo teeth, appliqued gray eyes and hippo ears. Bottom of robe has a hippo’s tail. Sharks can be personalized with baby’s inital for an additional cost. Machine-wash and dry (low). Size 0-6 months.



5. Johnson’s Head-to-toe Baby Gift Set

Product Features

  • Johnson’s Head-to-toe Baby Gift Set
  • Contains: Shampoo, Body Wash, Body Lotion, Foam Wash
  • Mild and gentle -That’s why it is #1 choice of hospitals!
  • Hyperallergenic and Dermatologist tested
  • No more tears -Tear Free

Johnson’s Head to Toe Gift Set Includes: Johnson’s Head to Toe Baby Wash 15oz, Johnson’s Head to Toe Fragrance Free Baby Lotion 15oz, Johnson’s Head to Toe Foaming Wash 9oz, Johnson’s Baby Shampoo 7oz, and Basket. Johnson’s Head to Toe Gift Set includes all bath essentials for the new baby. Johnson’s Baby Bath products are 100% soap free, Hypoallergenic and Dermatologist tested. Mild and gentle -That’s why it is #1 choice of hospitals!



6. Summer Infant 9 Piece Lil’ Luxuries Essentials Set

Product Features

Color: Pink
  • 2 jacquard hooded towels
  • 4 jacquard wash cloths
  • Waffle weave caddy

Treat your little one to a day at the spa with the Lil’ Luxuries Essentials kit. This 9 piece set includes a white textured waffle caddy with pockets made of 100% cotton jaquard terry cloth; 2 100% Cotton Jacquard Terry Cloth Hooded Towels; 4 matching Jacquard Terry Cotton Wash Cloth and a white, cotton terry sponge with colored edging to match the towels and the wash cloths. Also included is a cute white cotton terry duck wash mitt.



7. Lambs And Ivy Bath Set To Go In Ribbit

Product Features

  • Each Bath to Go??? includes 1 hooded towel, 3 squirt
  • toys, 2 wash cloths and a re-useable bath bucket.

Each Bath to Go??? includes 1 hooded towel, 3 squirt toys, 2 wash cloths and a re-useable bath bucket.



8. Earth Mama Angel Baby A Little Something for Baby

Product Features

  • A perfect little gift for a perfect little angel baby
  • Purely natural product
  • With naturally foaming shampoo and body wash; delicious-smelling organic baby lotion; organic diaper rash balm
  • Complete with printed bow and herb wrapping paper; ready to gift
  • Adorably packaged in a sweet gift box; no extra gift wrap needed

Includes: Angel Baby Lotion 60 ml (2 fl. oz.), Angel Baby Shampoo 50 ml (1.67 fl. oz.), Angel Baby Bottom Balm 30 ml. (1 fl. oz.)



9. Trend Lab Hooded Towel Gift Cake, Dr. Seuss One Fish Two Fish

Product Features

  • Contains 1 hooded towel and 3 wash cloths
  • Hooded towel measures 32″ x 30″, each wash cloth measures 8″ x 8″
  • Dot print on hood/trim with white terry body
  • Fun, modern prints on wash cloths
  • Perfect shower centerpiece

Dr. Seuss One fish two fish gift cake is the perfect shower centerpiece and a practical gift for any mom to be. Gift set contains one hooded towel and three wash cloths. Hooded towel is white terry with a cotton percale avocado green, barn red, sunshine yellow, cornflower blue and powder blue dot print throughout the hood and trim. Wash cloths each have fun, modern printed cotton on the front with terry on the back. Wash cloth patterns include a modern stripe print in avocado, red, yellow and two shades of blue, a dot print in avocado, red, yellow and two shades of blue and a blue two toned word print reading, One fish two fish red fish blue fish. Hooded towel measures 32″ x 30″ and wash cloths measure 8″ x 8″. Hooded towel is wrapped around all three wash cloths to resemble a cake with topper and packaged in clear cellophane with ribbon and gift tag.



10. Baby Aspen 4-Piece Bathtime Gift Set, 0-6 months

Product Features

Color: Dilly the Duck
  • Charming four-piece gift set with terrycloth hooded towel, washcloth and pair of slippers
  • Hooded towel and slippers have adorable appliques of dilly snorkeling in a pond hoodie towel with pink striping measures 30″ square; Hood measures 6″ deep
  • Reusable yellow, green and lavender gift box with bellyband tied with white-grosgrain ribbon measures 5″ h x 7″ w x 7″ d

Dilly the Duck loves to rub-a-dub-dub in the tub. Let him bring his warmth and quacky cuteness to baby’s bath time with Baby Aspen’s giggle-getting gift set. It’s gleefully gift-boxed and ready to give. Features and facts: Charming four-piece gift set with terrycloth hooded towel, washcloth and pair of slippers. Hooded towel and slippers have adorable appliques of Dilly snorkeling in a pond. Hoodie towel with pink striping measures 30″ square; Hood measures 6″ deep. Terry washcloth measures 7″ x 6 1/8″. Reusable yellow, green and lavender gift box with bellyband tied with white-grosgrain ribbon measures 5″ h x 7″ w x 7″ d.

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Top 10 Baby Gifts for January 2012 Copyright David Masters

Top 10 Gag Gifts

Top 10 Gag Gifts

You’ve been invited to that weird party, and you’re uncertain what the proper gift would be… No problem. Let your gift speak volumes and set the party alive with laughter when your perfect gag gift gets a standing ovation. It’ll be, “a hoot,” for the whole gang. Keep in mind that these are the current best-selling gag gift items. It just goes to show that when you’re shopping for gag gifts, there’s no accounting for taste. Here are the top 10 best-selling gag gifts today:

1. Bullshit Button (BS Button) 6. Sunny in Philadelphia Dick Towel
2. Shut The Hell Up Gum 7. Novelty Computer Keys (6 pack)
3. Stink Bombs 12 Boxes 8. Surviving Divorce Degree
4. Moshi Girlfriend Pillow 9. Edible Underwear His and Hers
5. New & Improved Fart Machine 10. Fake Wiining Lottery Tickets


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1. The Official Bullshit Button (BS Button)

Product Features

  • Giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two!
  • Perfect for calling out Bullsh*t without having to say a word yourself.

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.

2. Shut The Hell Up Chewing Gum

Product Features

Color: Shut the Hell Up
  • Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up!
  • 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once.
  • Eight delicious chews in every box.
  • Bonus visuals tucked inside.
  • There’s one for everyone you know and love (or hate).

How about a nice big pack of shut the hell up?! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You’ve got more that one person in your life that you’d wish would stop their yakkin’.

You can actually select from a variety of sayings/designs, like: Big Ass, Boss Lady, Douche Bag, Finally Got Married, Instant Asshole, Mother F*cking Girl Power, No to Drugs, Sobriety Test and Supermodel Meal, just to name a few.

3. Stink Bombs 36-pack

 

Product Features

  • You get a case of 36 viles
  • These stink bombs smell nasty

Whether your goal is to clear out a whole room or play a practical joke on your friends or family these Stink Bombs are sure to gross out your intended victims. Just break the Stink Bombs open and watch everybody run.

4. Moshi Girlfriend Pillow

Product Features

  • Very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour
  • Extension shaped like woman arm emulates the body contours of your partner
  • 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation

The girlfriend pillow is a very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour. If you can’t sleep unless you have some breast to support your head this is the right pillow for you.In addition this hug pillow has an extension in the shape of a woman arm that emulates the body contours of your partner. Also this body pillow has 2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation. If you like to sleep around breast like pillow the Girlfriend Pillow is the right for you.

5. TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

  • Spread the fun and laughter!
  • Fart Machines make great gifts
  • Everyone loves them!
  • Blows the Original Fart Machine away!
  • Caution: You may die laughing!

The Brand New Fart Machine has “BoomBox” Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) Requires 9v battery not included.

6. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Official Dick Towel

Product Features

  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

What can I say? It’s a towel that has dicks on it. It’s fun. Good for the beach or after a shower. Take it to the Jersey Shore and lay around with a Rum Ham.

Great gag/ housewarming gift. I got this for a birthday present and he LOVED it! This towel is way better in person. Definitely worth it for the look of sheer joy on your friend’s face when opening it!

7. Novelty Computer Keys (6 pack) – WTF Key, Damn It Button, Curse Key, Duh Button, OOPS Key and No Clue Key

Product Features

  • The Fun Computer Key- is a real computer key with a peel and stick backing
  • End your frustration with computer problems with these funny computer keys!
  • Just peel and stick these fun computer keys to any computer keyboard or any other object that causes distress!
  • Funny expressions that any computer user can relate to!
  • Perfect to place on ‘delete’ key or ‘escape’ key . Resembles size and shape of actual computer key

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that it can be applied to just about anything! Places of use include on keyboard keys, on ‘escape’ key,’delete’ key, or on phones, or any other ltem Each pack contains six different buttons

8. Surviving Divorce Survival Divorce Survivor Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift – Novelty Item)

Product Features

  • Fully customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your choice!
  • Great custom novelty gift with a personalized touch.
  • Show your uniqueness or celebrate someone’s favorite interest, talent or hobby.
  • Top quality certificate also includes official embossed GOLD SEAL for added appeal.
  • Personalized certificate makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion.

One customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) printed on premium certificate paper with official border. Includes embossed Gold Seal on certificate. Custom produced with your own personalized information: Any name and any date you choose. Click Here for More Novelty Certificates

9. Edible Underwear His and Hers Cherry-flavored Candy Pants

Product Features

  • Edible Underwear
  • Novelty Gag Gift
  • Birthday Gift

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this his and hers set of cherry-flavored edible panties will leave a lasting impression on your favorite pair of love birds.

Let your intentions go-wild with this insanely hilarious gift, that can be taken seriously (as a prelude to something more meaningful), or passed-off as just an outrageous gut-buster. No harm, no foul. Guranteed to surprise and get a smile out of any recipient.

10. Fake Lottery Tickets Winner Everytime 2 Tickets

Product Features

  • Winner Everytime
  • Looks and Feels Real

Our full color fake lotto tickets look and feel completely like the real scratch tickets you would buy in the lottery stores. When people scratch off the front of the ticket, they’ll be shocked to see they’ve won $10,000, $20,000 or even $50,000. Every ticket is a winner! People can’t wait to tell their friends the good news. But when they read the fine print on the back, they’ll know they’ve been duped. These are perfect for friends, co-workers, a bad waitress, your In-Laws, or anyone who plays the lottery. Demand for these lottery tickets has been huge since we introduced them a while ago. Order a set of these hilarious fake lottery tickets today. You will never forget the facial expression of the lucky person you give these fake winning tickets to! Order today and have a blast! Tickets are shipped in assorted styles. You will receive 2 TICKETS We have a total of twelve different styles, if you order 12 or less every ticket will be different.

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Top 10 Gift Baskets

Top 10 Gift Baskets

In search of the best gift basket to send someone for remembering that special occassion? We’ve done all the work for you. Want your gift basket to be a hit? Pick from our list of the top 10 best-selling gift baskets of the moment. Simply pick your favorite from the Top 10 Gift Baskets:

1. Bon Appetit Gift Basket 6. California Bounty Fruit Basket Gift
2. Grand Edition Gourmet Food and Snacks 7. Classic Gourmet Food Gift Basket
3. California Chocolate Snacking Gift Basket 8. Small Thoughtful Wishes
4. Coffee Lovers Care Package 9. Wine.com Cup of Coffee & Tea Basket
5. Desk Caddy of Coffee and Treats 10. Celebrate Good Times Gift Basket

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1. Bon Appetit Gift Basket

Price: 39.95 

Show your appreciation with this generous sampling of gourmet fare. This gift contains many traditional Wine Country favorites and some new surprises: Ghirardelli dark chocolate with caramel, oatmeal raisin white chocolate chip cookies, olives, Brown & Haley cashew roca, Godiva white chocolate truffles, Ahmad English tea, sea salt olive oil crackers, garlic herb cheese spread, Lily O’Brien’s creme brulee truffles, Italian chocolate pralines, French chocolate truffles, Baptista’s mozzarella cheese swirls and Walkers’ Nonsuch chocolate toffee. Gift Size: 17″ x 7″ x 10″

2. Art of Appreciation Grand Edition Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket

Price: 39.99

A delightfully classic gourmet gift of goodies for everyone to share! Your beautiful basket is themed in classic black and gold and is just the ticket for friends, family or office gift giving. Enjoy Foccacia Crisp Italian Seasoned Crackers, Wine Cheese Spread, savory Salami, Stone Ground Mustard, Double Chocolate Raspberry Cake, Anglina’s Sweet Butter Cookies, Three Pepper Water Crackers, Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookie, and Godiva Gems Assorted Chocolates. Each gift is tied with ribbon and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your heartfelt best wishes. An original gift basket arrangement designed just for you by Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets.

3. California Chocolate Snacking Gift Basket

Price: 34.95

Product Features

  • Free Shipping on All Golden State Fruit products delivers same week when orders are placed by Wednesdays 10 AM. We do not ship fresh gifts over weekends.
  • Chocolate and caramel lovers will love this decadent basket.
  • Chocolate drizzled caramel corn, both milk chocolate and white chocolate covered pretzels, buttery nut-coated chocolate english toffee.
  • Ghirardelli assorted chocolate squares in holiday colors, dark chocolate covered roasted almonds.
  • This gift basket is tied with a red ribbon for a festive holiday gift

Includes 6 oz. Thatcher’s Chocolate Drizzled Caramel Gourmet Popcorn, 6 oz. Chocolate Covered Pretzels, 3 oz. White Chocolate Covered Pretzels, 3 oz. English Toffee, 3 oz. Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds, 6 Asst. Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares

4. Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets Coffee Lovers Care Package Gift Box

Price: 39.99

Product Features

  • *This thoughtful care package complete with coffee cup is filled overflowing with premium coffee and gourmet go togethers, cleverly wrapped to go and ready for gift giving!
  • *Your java loving recipient will enjoy the Gourmet Cookies, Biscotti, 4 packages of Premium Coffee and more.
  • *The perfect gift for those always on the go, to say thank you or just because they can’t get enough coffee!
  • *Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message to convey your best wishes.

This thoughtful care package complete with a coffee cup is filled overflowing with premium coffee and gourmet go togethers, cleverly wrapped to go and ready for gift giving! Your java loving recipient will enjoy the Tirimisu Cookies, Torani Chocolate Milano Biscotti, 4 packages of Premium Coffee (Columbian, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Butterscotch and Tirimisu flavored), Cafe Latte Drink Mix, (2) Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies, Java Bon Cappuccino Candy, Bali’s Best Espresso Candy, Double Chocolate Brownie, Double Dunk Chocolate Chip Cookies, Dolcetto Tiramasu Filled Chocolate Pastry Rolls and a keepsake coffee theme mug in which to enjoy it all. Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your best wishes.

5. Thank You – Desk Caddy of Coffee and Treats – Gourmet Food Gift Basket

Price: 24.99

Say Thank You! by sending tasty and HANDY gift that will truly get your message across to your lucky gift recipient. Our “Thank You” theme gift box makes the perfect desk caddy, hand for storing pens, pencils and scissors in. Add Too Good Gourmet Cinnamon Cookies, Almond Biscotti, premium Coffee, Butter Toffee Popcorn, decadent Chocolate Truffles and fine Ghirardelli chocolates – you now have a gift worth a million thanks… without breaking your budget! Each basket is carefully hand crafted with attention to detail and includes a personalized gift message from you.

6. California Bounty Fruit Basket Gift

Price: 59.95

Beautiful selections of choicest, freshest fruit are presented in a delectable display of sweet California sunshine in a sturdy wicker basket.Includes 3 Imperial Comice Pears, 2 Red Pears, 1 Beurre Bosc Pears, 2 Kiwi, 2 Fuji Apples, 1 Granny Smith Apple , 1 Navel Orange, 4-6 Mandarins with Leaves

 

 

7. Art of Appreciation The Classic Gourmet Food Gift Basket

Price: 39.99

The Classic Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket–size medium–Contains:

  • Foccacia Crisp Italian Seasoned Crackers
  • Three Pepper Water Crackers
  • Brie Cheese
  • Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies
  • Cafe Comforts Cocoa Mix
  • Angelina’s Sweet Butter Cookies
  • Butter Toffee Pretzels
  • Smoked Almonds
  • Almond Roca
  • Decadent Chocolate Truffles

Present an elegant gift that will please all–for any occasion–by sending the Classic Gourmet Food and Snacks Gift Basket from Art of Appreciation. A perfect corporate gift, office gift, or gift for friends and family–the Classic Gift Basket is themed in festive and tasteful black and gold–and is packed with savories and sweets for all to share.

8. Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets Small Thoughtful Wishes

Price: 26.06

This thoughtful gift basket is filled with special treats for favorite friends and family to enjoy on any gift occasion! Send it to clients as a great thank you gift, or to your many friends and family for the holidays, it’s designed to show you care – without breaking the budget! They’ll enjoy Angelina’s Sweet Butter Cookies, 2 packages Gourmet Chocolate Cocoa, Chocolate Silk Crunch Cookies, Pettite Fruits Bonbon Candy, and Lucious Chocolate Classique Truffles. Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail, tied with ribbons and includes a personalized gift message from you to convey your best wishes.Gift Size: This is a small basket, final gift Dimensions when assembled: 8″ x 6″ x 10″

9. Wine.com Cup of Coffee & Tea, Cup & Saucer Gift Basket

Price: 27.99

Product Features

  • Café Latte Mocha and Numi Tea makes this gift a true coffee break
  • Chocolate wafer cookies and biscotti for dipping makes this a wonderful treat
  • Also includes Ghirardelli’s most popular chocolate with caramel bar
  • Montbana gourmet hot chocolate

Give them the break they’ll crave! Yummy Café Latte Mocha, Montbana gourmet hot chocolate, paired with luscious Montbana chocolate squares, Torani chocolate biscotti, Ghirardelli chocolate with caramel bar, chocolate wafer cookies, and Numi tea will make this a true coffee break!

10. Celebrate Good Times Gift Basket by ig4U

Price: 29.99

  • French Truffles
  • French Strawberry Truffles
  • Fleur de Sel Caramels
  • Belgian Dark Chocolate Napolitans
  • Belgian Milk Chocolate Napolitans
  • Italian Biscotti
  • Ginger Snaps
  • California Raisins
  • All Natural Trail Mix
  • Cheese
  • Crackers
  • Peanuts
  • Tea
  • Almonds

The Celebrate Good Times Holiday Gift Basket from ig4U shows your appreciation with 20 ounces of gourmet sweets and snacks to please a crowd. The simple and classic picnic-style bamboo basket is filled with sweet and savory items that offer international flavors from France, Belgium, and Italy and favorite brands including Kenzi Confections, Caffe Vergnano, Sun-Maid, and Trophy Nut. Sweet delectables include French truffles, Fleur de Sel caramels, Belgian napolitans, Italian biscotti, ginger snaps, and more. On the savory side, California raisins, all natural trail mix, cheese and crackers, and a host of nuts provide excellent noshing. Finally, Ceylon Tea offers the pick-me-up everyone is looking for during the holiday season. Each gift is hand-assembled into a woven bamboo basket and finished with a satiny ribbon.

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